Through specially developed instrumentation, Dr. PooPoo is able to help his patients effectively perform intense rectal evacuations of decades of sinister energies. These energies, left un-evacuated, can lead to spiritual ulcers and social parasthesia.

On rare occasions, one's spiritual energy can exceed that of the spiritual vessel. Left untreated, the vessel will experience uncontrollable violent discharges of energy, often materializing out of the ethereal realm and into the physical in the form of violent verbal outbursts. These outbursts can take the form of ignorant political rants, social and racial intolerance, unwarranted ego self-flattery, and ramblings about one's patronage to cross-fit gyms. Should you, or a loved one, exhibit these symptoms, call to schedule a swift and firm corrective procedure today.

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