Background
Dr. ChooChoo PooPoo studied at the Santa Barbara College of Spiritual and Alternative Medicines. He earned his doctorate in 2007, after a three year thesis in the holistic benefits of aural colonics. Immediately following his graduate studies, Dr. PooPoo opened the area's first ethereal clinic, where he specialized in the use of crystals as external spiritual modifiers. As his practice has grown, a team of the world's leading experts of bleeding edge alternative medicines has assembled at his Santa Barbara facility, where they can provide a full spectrum of healing services.
With the growth of social media platforms, Dr. PooPoo is expanding his clinic's patient outreach, to all ends of the astral plane. He is finding ways to provide a balanced aura and personal energy, through remote conferencing techniques, Kirlian imaging snapchat filters, and Twitter.
Impacting Others
"When you buy his crystals, and let the doctor blow smoke into your anus, you realize the depths that you have sunk to achieve undeserved happiness. Only then can you begin to live anew!" - Sarah Funderblech